help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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