not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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