He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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