I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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