Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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