He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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