Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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