Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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