I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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