wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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