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You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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