I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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