South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
