i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
pop tarts are not kleenex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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