sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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