New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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