Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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