I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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