i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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