i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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