Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i now understand why vodka
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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