You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
