I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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