Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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