one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
honey bunches of taint.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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