you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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