I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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