I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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