Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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