garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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