I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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