Your tits are I can't wait for
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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