hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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