Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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