she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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