Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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