there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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