Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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