ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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