There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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