Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this boner is exhausting
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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