dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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