we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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