we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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