operation have a gay friend backfired
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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