the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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