I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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