Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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