North Korea, Best Korea!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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