Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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