Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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