everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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