How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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