She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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