you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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